One Expensive Egg

So we ventured down to the little restaurant in our hotel to grab a bite to eat. Matt was the only one that was really hungry, and he wanted the full english breakfast. Mandy really wanted a bottled coke, so when the server (who appeared to run the whole place) came over, Matt ordered his meal and Mandy tried to ask for a GLASS bottled coke. He immediately told us to hold on while he tried to track down the hotel receptionist who spoke english. He didn't have any luck with that, so when he came back, Mandy instead attempted to order one egg. She tried to point to "fried egg" on the menu and said "uno." Next thing we know, Mandy has a full steak and eggs breakfast with one egg-the menu said it came with two. Then Mandy attempts to ask for an extra plate, evidently the spanish word for dish (as in a full meal) sounds very much like the english word "plate". Within minutes, I have a full english breakfast in front of me! Poor Matt had to suffer through eating two more eggs (since I don't like runny eggs), some of Mandy's steak, and some extra sausage just to not appear like a wasteful American.
So far Mandy's one egg has turned into two full meals, and she is still without her glass-bottled coke. Having not learned her lesson, Mandy again tried to get a bottled coke. She, instead, ended up with a coke zero in a glass with lemon. Ultimatelyk Mandy's one egg and coke ended up transforming into two full meals and a coke zero!! EXCELLENTE! (Mandy is now banned from attempting to order any food!)